March 1, 2012: "You guys don't even know what starving really is" -Dave "Yuhhuh! Starving is when you haven't eaten any food in 5 days. Like the people in Canada." -Anamarie
February 29, 2012: "I love Daddy. I don't love you" -Carmen "WHAT?!?" -Jen "Well, I love you for like 5 days. I love Daddy for 6 days" -Carmen
February 25, 2012: "Mom, you need a fast car. If you had a foiler everyone get outta your way. Did you know Mario on MarioCart Wii has a foiler? And I winned." -Carmen, explaining the super powers of a spoiler while riding in Mom's obiviously-way-too-slow Volvo
February 11, 2012: You know your child watches too much Sponge Bob when you're explaining to her why it is dangerous to play in the street and she says "Because the car will run over you and you'll die. Like Patrick." -Carmen
December 6. 2011: "I'm texting Zoey and Pete so they can come over and play" -Carmen, quickly punching the buttons on a calculator